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Boggwoppit


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:11 pm    Post subject: Best Man Speech Reply with quote

I have to wrtie a best man speech and wonderd if anyone had any good wedding jokes or could give me any links to any appropriate web sites.
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RHFA


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

From a bit of googling I found these:
http://www.hitched.co.uk/speeches/
http://www.thebestmanspeech.com/

The second one gives you a few samples then asks you to pay for the rest. Hope the free ones might be of use.

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Boggwoppit


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for that RHFA most helpfull Very Happy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 11:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i just insulted the brides mother and talked about the grooms ex-girlfriends.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 17, 2006 1:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you get if you cross the bride with an orangutan?

A f***kin ugly orangutan Laughing

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Scouse Elvis


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is it anyone we know Hugh? Post some pics of them and tell us some stories to feed our wonderful imaginations Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 10:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Point to the bride and remark upon her wonderful smile as she came down the aisle. Explain that this is not just happiness at the days events or the fact that she does indeed look fabulous. No, this 'aisle smile' is common among all brides in England, it is in fact a smile in the knowledge that after today, she will never have to suck his cock again.

Got a laugh at a wedding iwent to, mainly from the blokes though. Worth a try.

(sorry ladies)

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Boggwoppit


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thinking of doing a monopoly based pub crawl for the stag night, Gives me an excuse to spend a few weekend s working out a route and checking out the best pubs and grub in the area. Oh and gentlemens clubs (not in Mayfair though, toooo expensive) Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My brothers best man arranged with some of his mates to bring old keys to the wedding. He said that now he's made an honest woman of her he'd better give the key back, then one by one the other guys handed her their keys. VV funny. Laughing
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