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Dr.Bob


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 10:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GOD wrote:
Apparently 667 is the neighbour of the beast.

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Did 665 shoot the craw Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

9/6/6 doesn't demand a dyslexia joke? I'm shocked!
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Azathoth Nyxkind wrote:
9/6/6 doesn't demand a dyslexia joke? I'm shocked!

Like the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa? Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's the spirit! Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?

There.


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What does a agnostic dyslexic insomniac do?

...wait for it...

Lays awake all night wondering if there is a Dog.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How many fundamentalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. God made lighbulbs. Every photon is infallible. Changing them would be a sin. And they only burn out because of your sinful nature.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whilst we're on the subject:

A Catholic, a Muslim, and a Christian Scientist died and went to hell. One day they got to talking about how they'd wound up there. The Catholic said, "I didn't go to mass on Sundays, I ate meat on Friday, and I committed adultery. That's why I'm here." The Muslim said, "I didn't observe the holy days, I ate non-Halal meat, and I fancied western women. That's why I'm here." Then the Catholic turned to the Christian Scientist and asked, "And why are you here?" And the Christian Scientist answered, "I'm not."


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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 4:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And they all disappeared in a puff of logic, right?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stacey wrote:
I thought the number of the beast was 118.


That is the number for BT direct enquiries though, can see how there'd be a mix up

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 8:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that was an obviously not very funny joke. I hate the buggers because of Lost, ye see?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lost? What was that all about?
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Metaphore Island.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh Crap! Wink

I once had a metaphor for an idea which gently wafted light as feather into nothing. However the idea for a simili was like nothing I'd had before.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are we talking the Lost I'm thinking of? If so, isn't that 108?
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