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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 9:27 am    Post subject: Berry Reply with quote

I've just heard (from Lynn the traffic lady on radio two) that there has been an accident between Berry and Ramsbottom. Shocked

Who is this Ramsbottom person?! Are they a member? And what are they doing to Berry???? Shock Shock

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are you sure it wasn't that Berry has had an accident *with* a Ram's bottom?

i.e. he thought it was a sheep.......


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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh no!! Shocked That's even worse!!
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have an alibi for every point after 10pm last night, up until 6am when i went to bed. Between then and now, who REALLY knows Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bury.




Three junctions down from my house.



Wow! You nearly know something up north now! Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yarr traffic was a right bitch round there today...
Damn you Bambi!! Razz

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simister Island is always screwed. Sinister.
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lisa WTS-Collins wrote:
Bury.


Berrys been buried?! Eek

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

He had a good innings.... sort of Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And I did it. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lisa WTS-Collins wrote:
And I did it. Twisted Evil


How did you manage to avoid injury?! I mean the elbows and knees? Confused

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hit him on the back of the head with a shovel and it's amazing how much his squirming is reduced.
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not if you get him with a tranquilliser dart first. Or if you slip a little something into his crunchy nut cornflakes.
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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey! I've been edited rather than replied to! That confused me.

> Yes but you still need to get within six feet of him!

But since he's busy with ramsbottom action he's easy to sneak up on.

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PostPosted: Fri May 19, 2006 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Random Me wrote:
Hey! I've been edited rather than replied to! That confused me.

> Yes but you still need to get within six feet of him!

But since he's busy with ramsbottom action he's easy to sneak up on.



Bum! Sorry I'm not wearing my glasses hit the wrong button Embarassed

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