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A Random Me


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: Tis the season... Reply with quote

... to go thieving. Apparently. Least that's the way it is around here. Last night someone broke into next door's car, and was scared off while trying to get into the back of next door the other way's house. Blind luck or the like means they were either scared off from here or couldn't get in.

So, anybody got any landmines we can borrow?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blimey, I always thought Hemel Hempstead was 'rather nice'.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

im all out of landmines just now, but do have rather jaggy looking dogs if that would help.

glad you escaped untamperfered x

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

> Blimey, I always thought Hemel Hempstead was 'rather nice'.

As a rule, it is, but we do have a breed of proto-chav which has recently mastered use of rudimentary tools.

According to next door the other day he tried their house around the time I got back so rather blind luck on the part of our house I suspect.

Owl - tis a good plan. Next door have a rottweiler, which was indoors, but doesn't seem to have deterred the chap, probably would have done if he got inside. Rather a smaller dog here, but he does at least bark appropriately and doesn't yap.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barbed wire round the door handles should do the job, or watch Home Alone for some inspiration.
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