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PSSST...WANNA BUY AN AUTHOR'S MOTOR?
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COD


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good question. I usually find the bloke with his lad looking for a first car is a tyre kicker. They go round taking sharp breaths and wiggling the wing mirrors before kicking at the tyres, like it makes a difference to the overall running of the car, and then asking if I'll accept two thousand pounds less than the asking price because that's all they've brought with them...that's a tyre kicker and actually a timewaster...Also, the email dudes who wish to pack my car into a lorry to take abroad whilst I go with their mate to the bank with a worthless bankers draft, are timewasters and scammers.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I see. Guess you've sold a fair few motors. I'm going to have to be careful when I start to get hordes of potential buyers for the Corolla.
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robert, i could have had that away for you no problem - and you could have had your lap top in it and that new video camera that you bought only last week and the new manuscript for your new book and you could have gone to the police station and reported it stolen and the nice bobby could have leaked that a famous author had had his car stolen with his brand new unpublished book manuscript in it to the Sun and the Mirror and the News of the World and there would have been a hoohar and you would have been on the news and on the tele and there would have been a whole load of free advertising and things would have been groovy.

And i would have had a new car and a new lap top and a new camcorder.

oh well.....

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bloody Lee, have you changed your moby number or do you just not love me anymore then?
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