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olliecollie



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:01 pm    Post subject: I believe you (but millions won't...) Reply with quote

Oh really?

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

on an unrelated note, just let the next site load up, don't press/click anything and watch what happens....

Very Happy

click here for coolness!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So his partner should have put a potato peeler on the end and rotated it when he was giving him 1 Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the way the Sun feels we need a photo of a potato just in case we arent quite sure what one looks like. Laughing

Loved the other link too.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nobody wants to read stuff. The more pictures the less work the writer has to do as there is less column space.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing ROTFLMAO !!! Laughing

Liked the second site too! Thanks... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Its always vicars, isn't it?
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2nd site IS cool!

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've always said that spuds are an accident waiting to happen
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

taking (a sausage and chips) tea with the parson eh??
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I heard from a nurse friend that they once had to operate on a fella who had ribbon stuck out of his lower exit, he had been trying to pull it out, but it was 'getting uncomfortable' so they had to put him under and extract whilst the muscles were relaxed... 6.5 meters of baby-blue ribbon - he ate it for a dare, while sober!
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

my old dog (Dino, god rest his soul) once ate an old C90 cassette (remember them Cool ) - the 'extraction procedure' was not as much fun as it sounds........

could have been worse, could have been a C120...............
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or a CD..
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

olliecollie wrote:
my old dog (Dino, god rest his soul) once ate an old C90 cassette (remember them Cool ) - the 'extraction procedure' was not as much fun as it sounds........

could have been worse, could have been a C120...............


my old dog once ate a sock we didnt know until it had passed through
and was hanging from his bum because he couldnt get it out with one push he was running round the garden looking like he had two tails
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eewwwwwwww
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

rizla wrote:
my old dog once ate a sock we didnt know until it had passed through
and was hanging from his bum because he couldnt get it out with one push he was running round the garden looking like he had two tails
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Heh, that reminded me of a veterinary program I saw where a dog had eaten a load of stones; they gave it an enema to encourage nature's course. I nearly laughed myself into a hernia, some of those stones went ten feet at least.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A nurse once told me she was present at an operation to remove a mobile phone from a man's rectum. Apparently it rang mid-operation too and the surgeon answered it, politely telling the caller the man was unavailable.

She swears it's a true story to this day although I'm still not certain I believe her.

She didn't specify how the phone got there although having suffered sitting next a phone addict on the train I can see how it might have happened.
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