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talie



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree if she is all delicate & innocent then I'm happy go lucky!
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Lady Clara


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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Janet wrote:
I accuse you of not having a delicate and innocent mind. With all your talk of key parties, I don't know how you can even claim it with a straight face.


Oh for goodness sake! I accuse you of not knowing what petrol heads do of an evening! Swap keys and get a different car to play with for the weekend! It's brilliant fun!

Why what were you thinking you filthy dirty pervert you?

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I accuse you of taking me for a fool if you think I'll believe that one. Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hang on second here. Before you accuse me of anything else will someone please tell what *other* kind of a key party there is?
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Again, I refer you to the genius that is Terry Garoghan* (the unnoficial Lord Mayor of Brighton), and his Brighton the Musical.

To the Tune of "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls...

I'll tell you what I want what I really really want.
a pension scheme and a boring job
a house with a mortgage at the halifax and a gnome in the garden at the front and back.

I really wanna live in Patcham, I really wanna make the grade
People in suburbia, have really got it made.
I really wanna live in Patcham, carkeys on the floor.
Swapping wives is groovy, it's what your neighbours' for.

I'll tell you what I want what I really really want.
A lovely life, with a dyed blonde wife,
two kids, a cat, a budgerigar
a dog called Leo and a bloody big car.

I really wanna live in Patcham, I really wanna make the grade
People in suburbia, have really got it made.
I really wanna live in Patcham, carkeys on the floor.
I really wanna shag Bob's missus at number 44.

Have the neighbours round and pull their knickers down.
Have the neighbours round and pull their knickers down.
I really wanna live in Patcham

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*Who's name was misprinted as Caroghan in the Brightonomicon

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I accuse you of circum-navigating the east, the west, and the south. The north is waiting
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talie



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Swapping wives is groovy, it's what your neighbours' for. "

Not with my neighbours, the wrestler on one side (still sure she used to be a man or is turning into a man) or the orange chav the other side!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 10:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I accuse you Jack Daw of trusting everyone and being kicked out of The X-Files fan club. (Welcome back mate, if indeed you are who I think you are, are you?)
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I accuse the Scouser of committing indecent acts with a lawnmower.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I accuse RHFA of killing all the Carebears and performing dastardly experiments on them!
Oh, the screams, the screams they will haunt me forever!Crying or Very sad

Still I got 30 pieces of silver out of the deal, can't say fairer than that. Business is business.Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I accuse Azathoth of sabotaging gravity and making people's knickers crawl up their bum cracks.


Evil.

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