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A Random Me


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It does happen. There's another story I'm reminded off where this chap swore blind this woman had stolen his mobile phne, the policeman didn't find it in her bag etc, so they rang it...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Random Me wrote:
It does happen. There's another story I'm reminded off where this chap swore blind this woman had stolen his mobile phne, the policeman didn't find it in her bag etc, so they rang it...


Hope this was recent, imagine one of those 'brick' mobiles from the '80s Shocked
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A couple of years go I believe. We were then distracted by discussing inappropriate tunes to have had a ringtone in that scenario...
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattc wrote:
rizla wrote:
my old dog once ate a sock we didnt know until it had passed through
and was hanging from his bum because he couldnt get it out with one push he was running round the garden looking like he had two tails
Shocked Laughing


Heh, that reminded me of a veterinary program I saw where a dog had eaten a load of stones; they gave it an enema to encourage nature's course. I nearly laughed myself into a hernia, some of those stones went ten feet at least.
WERE THEY ROLLING Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Random Me wrote:
A couple of years go I believe. We were then distracted by discussing inappropriate tunes to have had a ringtone in that scenario...


ring of fire? Echo Beach? hanging on the telephone? Embarassed
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

another one i heard was...
a man sat on the bed after emerging from the bath
only to sit on his wife's vibrator which then got lodged
in his anus.
the doctor at the hospital asked if he either wanted it
removed or just the batteries changed. Laughing Laughing Laughing

this is all true
(except possibly for the bit about the doctor)

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

my brothers dog had a nasty habit of eating tights....removing them from a dobermans arse was not nice. Sad
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bloody funny though!!! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rizla wrote:
another one i heard was...
a man sat on the bed after emerging from the bath
only to sit on his wife's vibrator which then got lodged
in his anus.
the doctor at the hospital asked if he either wanted it
removed or just the batteries changed. Laughing Laughing Laughing

this is all true
(except possibly for the bit about the doctor)


ROTFL... Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 10:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A Random Me wrote:
It does happen. There's another story I'm reminded off where this chap swore blind this woman had stolen his mobile phne, the policeman didn't find it in her bag etc, so they rang it...


Isn't that in a curb your enthusiasm episode?

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

> Isn't that in a curb your enthusiasm episode?

Reality is stranger than fiction, which is why it's so often plundered for ideas.
Two related stories:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1534817.html
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1356419.html
And there's plenty of others out there.

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