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Definitive Theory of God

 
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 3:47 pm    Post subject: Definitive Theory of God Reply with quote

The Now Definitive Theory of God

Well it goes something like this;
"Shut up about me an everything right. I don't wanna be the maan anymore, yeah, okay. So jus leave me off of it. I din write no bible an stuff for yous to all go an make it sound bad right, I only did a page or two, some weird blokes took it when I was in me bed one night an all. I have no legs nor arms neiver. So don't you all go making me look like Moses or summat, an he was no clever box an no mistake. I have no bling nor nuffink so I don't want praise or charitee. I only exist cos me bosses say I got to do some sorta cummunity service on a multiversal level right! So I aint your boss yeah, so I aint in charge and so dont go givin me grief over stuff that aint mine right? So stop believin in me yeah, an I can get back to me hood and me posse, an yous can all have nice lives an stuff, wiv no arguementez! Sright!"

Extract from Vatican Twelf Scrolls transcript circa 1397AD. Not for public consumption for obvious reasons.

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 22, 2006 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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